Close Your Eyes, Make A Wish

kisslng:

you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened

gdrespect:

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

Yes please….

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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dudesranch:

if you don’t drink

• you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

• you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

• there’s no help for you i’m sorry